Tim and Drew

Submit your answer to tim@timanddrew.com for this week's
Movie Quote of the Week.
The first person to answer three correctly will get a custom t-shirt by Tim and Drew.

This Week:
God, what'd you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?
 



previous quotes:

April 5th
You love playing with that. You love playing with all your stuffed animals. You love your Mommy, your Daddy. You love your pajamas. You love everything, don't you? Yea. But you know what, buddy? As you get older... some of the things you love might not seem so special anymore. Like your Jack-in-a-Box. Maybe you'll realize it's just a piece of tin and a stuffed animal. And the older you get, the fewer things you really love. And by the time you get to my age, maybe it's only one or two things. With me, I think it's one.
from The Hurt Locker
Congrats to Kathy of piratesquishy.com for the first correct answer.

March 31st
On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him.... was Ireland.
from Gangs of New York
Congrats to Johnny, Andrew and Sara who all pretty much got it at the same time.

March 25th
What? So we're not supposed to butt fuck the kids?
from Role Models
Congrats to Cliff for guessing it correctly.

March 12th
-What the fuck is this?
-What, you won't take a personal check?
-No, I won't take a fucking check. Get the fuck out of my ice cream truck, you Cro-Magnon bitch.
from Southland Tales
Congrats to Richard for guessing the correct movie..

February 18th
I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.
from The Matrix
Congrats again to Michele for guessing the quote first!!

February 15th
-If I don't come back, tell mother I love her.
-Your mother's dead, [character name].
-Well then I'll tell her myself.
from No Country for Old Men
Congrats to Michele for the getting the quote correct.

February 6th
Don't EVER say 'shit covered' to me again!
from Zac and Miri Make a Porno
Congrats to Michele for being the first to guess the quote.

January 30th
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!!
From Zoolander
This one was a tie between Colton and Amber, so I'll give both of them credit

January 17th
The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride.
from Encino Man
Congrats to Michael for being the first to answer it correctly

January 5th
I'm too old for this shit!
from Lethal Weapon
Congrats to Brittany for guessing the quote first.

December 20th
 I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.
from Finding Nemo
Congrats to Shaina for guessing the quote correctly

December 16th
No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
from Pulp Fiction
Congrats to Mike for guessing the quote first.

December 7th
Well, if he's so sensitive, why doesn't he lose 70 pounds and stop talking about geckos. Maybe he'll find some friends.
from I Heart Huckabees
Congrats to Jordan M. for correctly guessing the quote.

November 20th
Try to get a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid fucking bastard!!
from American Psycho
Congrats to Iann for guessing the quote.

October 21st

from Hot Rod

Congrats to Drew (not timanddrew's drew, a different one)

 

September 24th
Is that mustache real?
from Talladega Nights
Congrats to Colton for getting it right.

September 10th
My momma always said, "It's better to eat shit than to not eat at all."
from Major League 2
Congrats to Bill for being the only one to get it right.

August 10th
-It's an inanimate fuckin' object!
-You're an inanimate fuckin' object!
from In Bruges
Congrats to Desiree for being the first to get it right.

July 27th
OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true.
from Garden State
Congrats to Colton for being the first to get it right.

July 21st
See they're even fake so they'll never die.
from Lars and the Real Girl
Congrats to Bill for getting it right.

July 14th
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
from Snatch
Congrats to Colton for being the only person to get it right

July 7th
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
from The Big Lebowski
congrats to Jeff for being the first to get it right!