Ever wondered what to do? Need direction in your life? Well you've come to right spot. The wisdom of Drew will always make you feel welcome in a world that hates you.
Visit back every week to receive a new piece of information to help you through this lousy world. Feel free to ask drew anything and he will try to help.
10/22/08
Sorry it's been so long, I just woke up. Cocaine's one hell of a drug.
Advice- Don't buy blood diamonds.
9/3/08
I'm going to be a daddy...
Advice- Those could be your exact words if you don't wear a condom.
8/17/08
You`ve changed things... Forever. See to them your just a freak. Like me! Ahahahahahahahah
Advice- Never bring a knife to a gun fight...
7/24/08
Fine, we're even dammit!
Advice- Don't walk with your shoes untied.
p.s. or with your shoes tied together.
7/20/08
I once had a cat and it got hit by a car...
Advice- Watch out for Hippopotamuses they kill more people then crocodiles every year.
7/19/08
Take off
your shoes come in the room and baby lets try not to argue... turn off
the light turn on the radio and how can we fight when I'm too busy
loving you...
Advice- Stay away from radiation you might die or become a super hero!
7/18/08
Today was lame... I went to work and got bit by a damn dog!!!!
Advice- Don't do crack!
7/17/08
Lame day at work and got a nose bleed while I was eating dinner.
Advice- Do not stare into the sun!
7/16/08
I almost killed a lizard while I was weed whacking yesterday and to avoid it I yanked the weed whacker away very fast... I saved the lizard but I whacked my leg!
Advice- Do not run with scissors!
7/15/08
Once I had a dog and it ran away! I was sad...
Advice- click it or ticket!
7/14/08
I once had a gold fish and it jumped out of its fish tank and committed suicide...
Advice- Do not swim with sharks or alligators!